why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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