A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

ure mama's so fat

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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