knock,knock you suck

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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