How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

ure mama's so fat

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

I'm HIV positive.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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