- Anti Joke

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Knock knock Come in

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand