- Anti Joke

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

knock,knock you suck

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped