- Anti Joke

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

cats are pussies

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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