What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

hey hey apple

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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