Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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