what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

hey hey apple

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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