- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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