THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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