What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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