- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

why did katy fall off her bike?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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