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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.