- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??