Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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