John Cena for president

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Shea's sty....

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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