How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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