- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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