What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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