what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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