why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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