How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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