Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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