- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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