- Anti Joke

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.