- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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