- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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