- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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