- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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