What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Shea's sty....

John Cena for president

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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