- Anti Joke

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001