- Anti Joke

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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