What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Shea's sty....

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

John Cena for president

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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