- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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