- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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