Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Shea's sty....

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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