A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Shea's sty....

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Black people.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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