Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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