what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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