- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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