- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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