why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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