THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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