- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

why did katy fall off her bike?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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