The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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hey hey apple

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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White NBA players.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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