- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

hey hey apple

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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