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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

hey hey apple

ajkswhfuilafhgkfdgbluft

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

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MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away