- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*